A Mad Man, a writer, and a sexpert walk into a bar… And to know the punchline, you’ll need to come to the special ONESIE edition of Nerd Nite Edmonton! At our last Nerd Nite, the mere mention of a onesie whipped the audience into a frenzy. So if you come to Nerd Nite 18 in your own onesie, you’ll be eligible to win fabulous prizes! If you don’t come in a onesie… well, we’ll all know who the real nerds are. Celebrate a New Year with your fellow nerds. Be there and be square.
When: Wednesday, January 21, 2014 (doors @ 7:30pm, show @ 8pm)
Where: The Club (Citadel Theatre, 9828-101A Avenue Edmonton)
$15.75 in advance, includes fees & GST (Tickets available 01/12/14 at 9:30am TICKETS ART SOLD OUT)
$23.40 at the door, includes fees & GST
[Children 17 & Under Will Not Be Admitted]
Return to Insight: the art & science of advertising
Adam Rozenhart
At some point in your life, you’ve probably turned to a friend and said, “That’s a stupid ad,” or “I hate that commercial.” It might surprise you to learn that the people who work in advertising often say the same thing—but for very different reasons. The average person is exposed to as many as 5,000 advertisements each day, and even for the ads you hate, a lot of thinking and research goes into them. In this talk, you’ll be taken through the creative process of developing an advertising campaign—from the brief to concepting to research to execution. And you may be surprised to learn that contemporary advertising is a lot like Mad Men, minus the smoking and drinking.
Bio: Adam is the head of the digital team at Calder Bateman Communications and has helped lead a number of clients into worlds they never imagined. His client work has included projects like Plenty of Syph with Alberta Health Services, Thanks Alcohol with the AGLC and the NoHomophobes project with the Institute for Sexual Minority Studies at Services at the U of A. In 2007, with a small group of partners, he founded the wildly popular hockey blog OilersNation.com. Adam was named one of Alberta Venture’s Next 10 in 2011, Avenue Magazine’s Top 40 Under 40 in 2013, and was awarded an Alumni Horizon Award from the U of A in 2014.
Fan-Fiction: The Stories You WISH Would’ve Happened!
Tammy Lee
Are you convinced Hannibal sent Abigail off to live in Europe? Did you wish they had just killed off Sylar in season one? What if Ellie, instead of Chuck, had gotten the Intersect? If you are mystified by all of those references then you need more nerdy television in your life! More importantly, these questions are the sort that lead inquiring minds into a realm of speculation and hit or miss grammar skills that is fan fiction! There’s a lot more to fan fiction than tweens pining after Edward Cullen. You’ll walk away from this presentation with a well-rounded knowledge of the stories, the community, and the issues surrounding the creation and consumption of fan fiction; and, dare I say, a burning curiosity that may require the use of an anonymous browser to satisfy.
Bio: Tammy Lee is barely a writer, mostly a senior web developer, and has been writing, discussing, and reading transformative fiction since the dark times before the Intrawebz. She is a mentor with Ladies Learning Code, a co-organizer for WordPress Edmonton Meetup, and she is on the committee for Social Media Breakfast Edmonton.
Weird Sex
Heather Proctor
We humans think we’re sexy creatures. But in comparison with the rest of the animal kingdom, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to sperm transfer. In this talk I will take you on a tour of sexual diversity, starting from the very fundamental questions of what is ‘sex’ and what are ‘sexes’. From there I will discuss crazy gametes, hermaphroditism, acrobatic postures, traumatic insemination, genitalic role reversals, and more!
Bio: Heather Proctor is a professor in Biological Sciences at the University of Alberta. She had her eyes opened to sperm-transfer diversity during her Ph.D. at the University of Toronto, where she investigated the evolution of copulation in water mites. She has retained this prurient curiosity and when not lecturing to undergrads about the wonders of biological diversity, continues to study sexual morphology and behaviour in tiny arachnids.
What do bees, lasers and dinosaurs have in common? About as much as you’d think — although depending on your allergies, they might all be deadly. But if you want to know the buzz about these topics, and are looking for a roaring good time, then you need to come to the next Nerd Nite! Also, lasers. Be there and be square.
And remember, this is the last Nerd Nite of 2014 — but we’re back in January!
When: Thursday, November 20, 2014 (doors @ 7:30pm, show @ 8pm)
Where: The Club (Citadel Theatre, 9828-101A Avenue Edmonton)
$15 in advance (Tickets available NOW! — WE ARE SOLD OUT!)
$18 at the door
[Children 17 & Under Will Not Be Admitted]
“Apistemology”: On becoming an urban bee geek
Jocelyn Crocker
Apistemology is a made-up but impressive-sounding word that describes how your worldview changes once you learn about Apis mellifera, the European honeybee. In addition to using a plethora of bee puns, this talk will focus on the factors contributing to colony collapse disorder, how urban beekeeping can help bolster bee populations, Edmonton’s recent foray into urban beekeeping, and how you can bee-come an urban beekeeper.
Jocelyn Crocker (BSc, MEd) is an instructor with Biological Sciences at NAIT and one of the founding members of the foundling group, YEG Bees. Before taking a beekeeping certification course in January 2014, Jocelyn knew almost nothing about bees except that she liked to eat their tasty products on toast for breakfast. Now that she is taking part in the City of Edmonton’s urban beekeeping pilot project, Jocelyn regularly gets buzzed in her backyard apiary with her husband, young children, and neighbours.
The Coolest Little Cloud in Town
Lindsay LeBlanc
Lasers were one of those inventions that were initially just a novelty—the scientists that created them weren’t sure they’d ever be useful. In the fifty years since then, this technology has become so common that there are lasers in our supermarkets and computers. Back in the laboratory, we continue to find new uses for lasers: one of the more counterintuitive applications is in making things cold—colder, in fact, than anything else in the universe. Through this laser cooling process, we create clouds of about a million atoms that are only billionths of a degree above absolute zero. At these temperatures, quantum mechanics makes these atoms behave in ways that are a bit unexpected: like people in communities, the atoms find ways to act together that are better for the whole—and ultimately, better for us.
Lindsay grew up in various cities on the Canadian prairies, and first lived in Edmonton a decade ago when she completed her BSc in Engineering Physics. Seduced by the mysteries of quantum mechanics, she pursued her MSc and PhD in Physics at the University of Toronto before moving to Maryland for a few years as a postdoctoral fellow. Throughout her research career, she’s worked with lasers and atoms to study the fundamental behaviours of quantum mechanics, and recently moved back to Edmonton to do more of the same. When she’s not baking large batches of bread or learning to adapt her cycling habits to avoid potholes, Lindsay’s setting up Alberta’s first laser cooling and trapping lab at the University of Alberta’s Department of Physics, which will make Edmonton the coldest city with ultracold atoms.
The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaur Empire
Scott Persons
We mammals live in an evolutionary dark age. A little over 230 million years ago, a group of reptiles known as dinosaurs rose from low on the primordial food chain to achieve global ecological domination. The dinosaur empire reigned for well over one-and-a-half-million centuries, and although their empire fell to a cosmic intervention 65 million years ago, our world has not yet recovered from the dinosaur extinction. Join University of Alberta paleontologist Scott Persons as he explains how we still live our modern lives under strong dinosaur influence and why the likes of Velociraptor and Edmontosaurus explain everything from pink elephants to lawnmowers.
Walter Scott Persons, IV, has a MSc in Evolution and Systematics from the University of Alberta, where he is currently completing his PhD thesis. Scott became a dino-maniac at the age of 21/2. Since then, he has joined fossil hunting expeditions to Mongolia’s Gobi Desert, the volcanic ash beds of Liaoning China, Africa’s Olduvai Gorge, throughout the American West and, of course, to Alberta’s badlands. Scott’s research focuses on understanding dinosaur locomotion and dinosaur adaptive arms races between herbivores and carnivores. He is also the lead curator of the new “Discovering Dinosaurs” exhibition at Edmonton’s Bay Enterprise Square.
For our 24 (or 42 if you prefer) edition of Nerd Nite we’re changing things up a little. Actually, we’re changing things up a lot; different venue, different night and only two announced speakers. Join us and take a leap of faith as we adventure together into new territory. Our very special third speaker will be revealed on the night of, so be there and be square.
When: Wednesday October 22, 2014 (doors @ 7:30pm, show @ 8pm)
Where: Zeidler Hall (Citadel Theatre, 9828-101A Avenue Edmonton)
$15 in advance (Tickets Available Here) SOLD OUT
$18 at the door
[Children 17 & Under Will Not Be Admitted]
Better than NASA: Canada’s Sample of an Asteroid
Chris Herd
What does the fall of a meteorite in a remote part of northern B.C. in the year 2000 have to do with the origin of life on Earth? Possibly a lot. Studies of the unique Tagish Lake meteorite have turned up all sorts of molecules that are necessary for life (at least, as we know it, on this planet). Possibly even more interesting is the fact that Tagish Lake fell in January, and remains – to this day – the only meteorite outside of Antarctica that has never been warmed up above -10 degrees C. Its study requires very specific conditions in a custom-designed facility at the U of Alberta, where the speaker and his students can be glimpsed sporting parkas under their lab coats. Not only does the meteorite give insights into the organic matter that was around at the start of the Solar System, its study in the cold lab provides practice for the future, when spacecraft will bring back samples of asteroids, Mars, and comets.
Bio: Chris is a professor and meteorite expert at the University of Alberta. He learned about meteorites from his father, from a Ph.D. at the University of New Mexico, postdoctoral research at the NASA Johnson Space Center, and most recently, a sabbatical at the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History. Chris curates the University of Alberta Meteorite Collection, the largest University-based collection in Canada, of which the Tagish Lake meteorite is the crown jewel. He teaches course on Meteorites and the Geology of Solar System. When not professoring, Chris enjoys a good martini, hiking with his wife and kids, playing basketball, and reading science fiction.
My Legal Education at Springfield U
Mark Greene
Question: Can a person learn the practice of law from a popular TV Show?
The answer “may shock and discredit you.”
In his presentation, Mark will explore whether all aspects of a legal practice could be learned from watching various episodes of the Simpsons. If you, as an audience member, determine that the answer is yes, please note the following disclaimer:
Mark Greene and the producers of Edmonton Nerd Nite (collectively referred to as the “Untouchables”) do not, in any way, endorse the use of the Simpsons as a substitute for a legal education. Such a course of action, as humorous as it would be, may lead to disbarment, no-barment, civil lawsuits, criminal prosecutions, and general disrepute. The Untouchables will not be liable to you for any damages, direct or indirect, arising out of your use of the information presented. Neener-Neener.
Bio: Mark Greene is a lawyer practicing in the area of occupational health and safety. He holds a JD from the UofA and a BBA from UNB. But all that education and experience means nothing but for years of staring at a 19-inch box. Television has not only been entertainment for Mark, it has been his parent, teacher, friend, and lover (you may not want to touch his remote). Mark is an avid fan of the Simpsons and refuses to concede that the quality of the show has degraded in recent years. He has been quoted as saying, “The Simpsons was there for me during the tough times in my life; I’m going to be there for it.”
Surprise Third Speaker